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Welcome to Asshole Defined. This blog is an experiment in creative writing. Some of the stories you will read are anecdotes, some are pure fiction, and some are a mixture of the two. All of them are told by one central main character. If you are easily offended then this blog is definitely not for you. Please read the "About" page for more information.

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Archive for October, 2007

The Porcelain Crown of Thorns

Saturday, October 20th, 2007

The following is based on a true story. Or is it? Shit, I can’t remember now. Anyway, the important thing to remember is that I was wearing a hat…I think.
It is October 13th in the year of our lord two thousand and seven. I have been seeing this broad for about a two months when […]

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